Gemini the twins- that's a nice way of saying that you are nothing less than schizophrenic. After all, anyone who tries to do so many different things at the same time must be either a split personality or just plain stupid.
You are like a cat on a hot tin roof, leaping from one activity to another and pretending you are so clever. There is also a bit of the conman in you because, once you have a smattering of knowledge about a lot of different subjects, you have the nerve to let people think that you are an authority. Bad girl! If only they knew how superficial you really are. You should become a blacksmith- with so many irons in the fire, you would make a fortune! When it comes to being scatterbrained you take the first price. Your scattered attention leaves you a bundle of nerves.
You are a stickybeat and, if you're not chatting and gossiping with all the different people you seem to know, you are stuck on the end of the phone, hearing the latest rumour or spreading one. It's a wonder you don't look like grapevine. Gossipville was made for Gemini people. Without Geminis, Telecom would go broke.
And do you really need two or more of everything? Two compacts, two hairdryers, two vaccum cleaners, two irons, two cars, two lovers.... the list is endless and you have so many pens that your twins should have been called Bic and Biro.
Other people should stand clear when you take a stand. You wave your hands and arms around like lethal weapons. If you're not talking, rushing around or doing something with your hands, you are so restless that even when sitting you are constantly wriggling. Turnon? Yes. But seriously woman, control!
To say a Gemini never grows old is a polite way of saying you never grow up. You are basically a juvenile delinquent with a beautiful body.
Men, ye have now been warned! My advice: Alert me and run. Do not fear. I'll handle this. No charge. But run really fast and don't ever look back.
You did look back didn't you? Well don't believe what you see! I may be smiling now, but that girl there is a tantrum goddess! Pffft, the hug? Totally her idea. And did I mention the twins crushed by those bones. Really hurt! And boy, believe me; the hand holding was definitely some sort of black magic. Seriously, mate great decision. Totally not worth your time.......But I Love them!!!
What? Never seen a hypocrite before?
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